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Say we’re the sole metal depot for a reader. This coverage gap has interesting hypothetical ripple effects. Around here, stuff in the vein of Therion operates in near anonymity because none of us like it. If you didn’t know any of that, welcome to the disconnect between what buzzy blogs cover and the kind of metal that actually pushes units. For the third week in a row, it’s ‘ Schwarzalbenheim (Svartalfheim) (Gold der Unterwelt).'” The extremely fickle user bases of Rate Your Music, Encyclopaedia Metallum, and Prog Archives all rate Therion’s albums highly. Casey Kasem was never like, “This next song was written by esoteric academic Thomas Karlsson. It’s not intentionally primed for popularity. A handful of their YouTube videos have eclipsed a million views. They have over 700,000 likes on Facebook.
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They once cracked the German Top 100 eight times in a row. (Appropriately, you’d be within spitting distance of your seventh round of “Jesus Saves.”) This is from my notes and it’s the only comment I’m going to make concerning the actual music: “It sounds like if Accept roadies transcribed Andrew Lloyd Weber by rolling d20s in a dark coven.” Viva gothpera. You could fit a smidge over six Reign In Bloods into Beloved Antichrist’s runtime. To wit: In the time it takes to play all of Beloved Antichrist, you could listen to “ You Suffer” over 10,900 times. As this excellent Angry Metal Guy review proves, whatever you write about Beloved Antichrist to drive home its infinite uninteresting qualities ends up being more interesting than Beloved Antichrist. Beloved Antichrist is asking Quincy Jones about the weather. Beloved Antichrist is Danzig welcoming you to his book collection. She used to be a CIA assassin,” and the then only thing Sandy wanted to talk about was NCIS episodes. Imagine if a mutual friend at a party was like, “Hey guys, this is Sandy. I find everything about Beloved Antichrist interesting except the music.
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So, in honor of the album that broke my brain, here are 46 thoughts and observations about Beloved Antichrist. As soon as I thought I figured something out, goddamn Gargoyle Appice would start doing paradiddles upon reality. Every fresh strata of information I uncovered seemed to contradict and invalidate whatever was layered above it. The deeper you dig into the history of Christofer Johnsson, Therion’s founder and lone constant member, and his unholy creation, the less things make sense.